she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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