Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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