im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Randomize
