Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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