is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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