His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Sext me about skeletons
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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