We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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