Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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