i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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