I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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