I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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