I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
how drunk are you?
Several
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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