can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I wish there were birth control emojis
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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