just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
