I feel like I'm in dance class right now
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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