no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I just forgot I was standing up.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize