Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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