Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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