New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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