Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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