dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm getting married
To pizza
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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