she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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