You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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