This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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