nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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