I'm really into asian looking animals
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Life without a bra equals bliss.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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