You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Rumble strips road head = magical
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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