i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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