My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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