my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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