I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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