OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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