Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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