Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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