Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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