I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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