i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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