He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize