we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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