One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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