Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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