my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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