Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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