just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Randomize
