She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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