I'm drive I can fine osifer
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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