i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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