So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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