Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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