Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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