Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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