Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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