I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I love you. Go after that dick
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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